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  • 1.1: The Day Off
  • 1.2: Paddy Wins Some Money

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  • 1.4: Three Paddys in a Bar
  • 1.5: The Outback
  • 1.6: Stupid Wives
  • 1.7: Murphy Falls in a Hole
  • 1.8: Brains
  • 1.9: Paddy Walks Through the Country
  • 1.10: Lunch Break
  • 1.11: Noah in Modern Ireland
  • 1.12: Texan visits Galway
  • 1.13: Maximum Occupancy
  • 1.14: Flight 101
  • 1.15: Potato Clock
  • 1.16: High Technology
  • 1.17: Paddy Died in a Fire
  • 1.18: How are you feeling?
  • 1.19: Directions
  • 1.20: Stumbling Home
  • 1.21: Peeing Leprechaun
  • 1.22: Two Drunk Irish Men
  • 1.23: Walking Home
  • 1.24: Screw in a Lightbulb?
  • 1.25: Little Patrick's Leprechaun
  • 1.26: An Irish Priest
  • 1.27: Confession
  • 1.28: Pat was Found Dead
  • 1.29: Priests on a Train
  • 1.30: The New Irish Priest
  • 1.31: Paddy's Wedding Night
  • 1.32: Irish College One-Liners
  • 1.33: Mrs. O'Connor's Divorce
  • 1.34: Paddy's Damaged Foot
  • 1.35: The Evils of Drink
  • 1.36: For the Glory of Ireland
  • 1.37: Insulted Kerryman
  • 1.38: Paddy Wakes Up in the Hospital
  • 1.39: Catholic Wisdom
  • 1.40: Ireland's Worst Air Disaster
  • 1.41: Box Donation
  • 1.42: Irish Medical Dictionary
  • 1.43: The Wizard's Cliff
  • 1.44: Magic Pool
  • 1.45: The Mirror
  • 1.46: Irish Logic
  • 1.47: Murphy and the Nun
  • 1.48: Declaring War on the French
  • 1.49: A True Irish Ghost Story
  • 1.50: Decorating
  • 1.51: Traditional Irish Wedding
• 2: Funny Irish Pictures
• 3: Funny Irish Videos

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An Irishman goes to a carpenter. "Can you build me a box that's two inches deep, two inches wide and 50 feet long?"

"Well," says the carpenter, "it could be done, I suppose, but what would you want with a box like that?"

"Well'" said the Irishman, "my neighbour moved away and forgot to take a few things with him -- and he asked me to send him his garden hose."