Paddy Jokes

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• 1: Irish Paddy Jokes
  • 1.1: The Day Off
  • 1.2: Paddy Wins Some Money
  • 1.3: An Irishman Needs a Box
  • 1.4: Three Paddys in a Bar
  • 1.5: The Outback
  • 1.6: Stupid Wives
  • 1.7: Murphy Falls in a Hole
  • 1.8: Brains
  • 1.9: Paddy Walks Through the Country
  • 1.10: Lunch Break
  • 1.11: Noah in Modern Ireland
  • 1.12: Texan visits Galway
  • 1.13: Maximum Occupancy
  • 1.14: Flight 101
  • 1.15: Potato Clock
  • 1.16: High Technology
  • 1.17: Paddy Died in a Fire
  • 1.18: How are you feeling?

  • Current page is 1.19: Directions

  • 1.20: Stumbling Home
  • 1.21: Peeing Leprechaun
  • 1.22: Two Drunk Irish Men
  • 1.23: Walking Home
  • 1.24: Screw in a Lightbulb?
  • 1.25: Little Patrick's Leprechaun
  • 1.26: An Irish Priest
  • 1.27: Confession
  • 1.28: Pat was Found Dead
  • 1.29: Priests on a Train
  • 1.30: The New Irish Priest
  • 1.31: Paddy's Wedding Night
  • 1.32: Irish College One-Liners
  • 1.33: Mrs. O'Connor's Divorce
  • 1.34: Paddy's Damaged Foot
  • 1.35: The Evils of Drink
  • 1.36: For the Glory of Ireland
  • 1.37: Insulted Kerryman
  • 1.38: Paddy Wakes Up in the Hospital
  • 1.39: Catholic Wisdom
  • 1.40: Ireland's Worst Air Disaster
  • 1.41: Box Donation
  • 1.42: Irish Medical Dictionary
  • 1.43: The Wizard's Cliff
  • 1.44: Magic Pool
  • 1.45: The Mirror
  • 1.46: Irish Logic
  • 1.47: Murphy and the Nun
  • 1.48: Declaring War on the French
  • 1.49: A True Irish Ghost Story
  • 1.50: Decorating
  • 1.51: Traditional Irish Wedding
• 2: Funny Irish Pictures
• 3: Funny Irish Videos

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St. Patrick's Day!

An Englishman stops Paddy for directions... "Excuse me pal, what's the quickest way to Dublin?"

Paddy says "Are you on foot or in the car?"
 
The Englishman says "In the car."

Paddy replies "That's the quickest!"