Paddy Jokes

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• 1: Irish Paddy Jokes
  • 1.1: The Day Off
  • 1.2: Paddy Wins Some Money
  • 1.3: An Irishman Needs a Box
  • 1.4: Three Paddys in a Bar
  • 1.5: The Outback
  • 1.6: Stupid Wives

  • Current page is 1.7: Murphy Falls in a Hole

  • 1.8: Brains
  • 1.9: Paddy Walks Through the Country
  • 1.10: Lunch Break
  • 1.11: Noah in Modern Ireland
  • 1.12: Texan visits Galway
  • 1.13: Maximum Occupancy
  • 1.14: Flight 101
  • 1.15: Potato Clock
  • 1.16: High Technology
  • 1.17: Paddy Died in a Fire
  • 1.18: How are you feeling?
  • 1.19: Directions
  • 1.20: Stumbling Home
  • 1.21: Peeing Leprechaun
  • 1.22: Two Drunk Irish Men
  • 1.23: Walking Home
  • 1.24: Screw in a Lightbulb?
  • 1.25: Little Patrick's Leprechaun
  • 1.26: An Irish Priest
  • 1.27: Confession
  • 1.28: Pat was Found Dead
  • 1.29: Priests on a Train
  • 1.30: The New Irish Priest
  • 1.31: Paddy's Wedding Night
  • 1.32: Irish College One-Liners
  • 1.33: Mrs. O'Connor's Divorce
  • 1.34: Paddy's Damaged Foot
  • 1.35: The Evils of Drink
  • 1.36: For the Glory of Ireland
  • 1.37: Insulted Kerryman
  • 1.38: Paddy Wakes Up in the Hospital
  • 1.39: Catholic Wisdom
  • 1.40: Ireland's Worst Air Disaster
  • 1.41: Box Donation
  • 1.42: Irish Medical Dictionary
  • 1.43: The Wizard's Cliff
  • 1.44: Magic Pool
  • 1.45: The Mirror
  • 1.46: Irish Logic
  • 1.47: Murphy and the Nun
  • 1.48: Declaring War on the French
  • 1.49: A True Irish Ghost Story
  • 1.50: Decorating
  • 1.51: Traditional Irish Wedding
• 2: Funny Irish Pictures
• 3: Funny Irish Videos

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St. Patrick's Day!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street. Murphy falls in hole and hurts himself. He calls out, "Paddy, call me an ambulance".

Paddy starts jumping up and down clapping his hands yelling, "Murphy's an ambulance, Murphy's an ambulance".