Paddy Jokes

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• 1: Irish Paddy Jokes
  • 1.1: The Day Off
  • 1.2: Paddy Wins Some Money
  • 1.3: An Irishman Needs a Box
  • 1.4: Three Paddys in a Bar
  • 1.5: The Outback
  • 1.6: Stupid Wives
  • 1.7: Murphy Falls in a Hole
  • 1.8: Brains

  • Current page is 1.9: Paddy Walks Through the Country

  • 1.10: Lunch Break
  • 1.11: Noah in Modern Ireland
  • 1.12: Texan visits Galway
  • 1.13: Maximum Occupancy
  • 1.14: Flight 101
  • 1.15: Potato Clock
  • 1.16: High Technology
  • 1.17: Paddy Died in a Fire
  • 1.18: How are you feeling?
  • 1.19: Directions
  • 1.20: Stumbling Home
  • 1.21: Peeing Leprechaun
  • 1.22: Two Drunk Irish Men
  • 1.23: Walking Home
  • 1.24: Screw in a Lightbulb?
  • 1.25: Little Patrick's Leprechaun
  • 1.26: An Irish Priest
  • 1.27: Confession
  • 1.28: Pat was Found Dead
  • 1.29: Priests on a Train
  • 1.30: The New Irish Priest
  • 1.31: Paddy's Wedding Night
  • 1.32: Irish College One-Liners
  • 1.33: Mrs. O'Connor's Divorce
  • 1.34: Paddy's Damaged Foot
  • 1.35: The Evils of Drink
  • 1.36: For the Glory of Ireland
  • 1.37: Insulted Kerryman
  • 1.38: Paddy Wakes Up in the Hospital
  • 1.39: Catholic Wisdom
  • 1.40: Ireland's Worst Air Disaster
  • 1.41: Box Donation
  • 1.42: Irish Medical Dictionary
  • 1.43: The Wizard's Cliff
  • 1.44: Magic Pool
  • 1.45: The Mirror
  • 1.46: Irish Logic
  • 1.47: Murphy and the Nun
  • 1.48: Declaring War on the French
  • 1.49: A True Irish Ghost Story
  • 1.50: Decorating
  • 1.51: Traditional Irish Wedding
• 2: Funny Irish Pictures
• 3: Funny Irish Videos

190 days until
St. Patrick's Day!

Paddy was taking a walk in the country. In a field he noticed something that intrigued him. Why doesn't this cow have any horns?

He asked the local farmer.

"Well sir, cattle can do damage with their horns so we usually keep them trimmed down with a hacksaw. You can also treat young calves so their horns never grow. And some breeds don't have any horns at all," the farmer replied.

The farmer continued, "But this cow doesn't have any horns because it is a horse!"