Paddy Jokes

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• 1: Irish Paddy Jokes
  • 1.1: The Day Off
  • 1.2: Paddy Wins Some Money
  • 1.3: An Irishman Needs a Box
  • 1.4: Three Paddys in a Bar
  • 1.5: The Outback
  • 1.6: Stupid Wives
  • 1.7: Murphy Falls in a Hole
  • 1.8: Brains
  • 1.9: Paddy Walks Through the Country
  • 1.10: Lunch Break
  • 1.11: Noah in Modern Ireland
  • 1.12: Texan visits Galway
  • 1.13: Maximum Occupancy
  • 1.14: Flight 101
  • 1.15: Potato Clock
  • 1.16: High Technology
  • 1.17: Paddy Died in a Fire
  • 1.18: How are you feeling?
  • 1.19: Directions
  • 1.20: Stumbling Home
  • 1.21: Peeing Leprechaun
  • 1.22: Two Drunk Irish Men
  • 1.23: Walking Home
  • 1.24: Screw in a Lightbulb?
  • 1.25: Little Patrick's Leprechaun
  • 1.26: An Irish Priest
  • 1.27: Confession
  • 1.28: Pat was Found Dead
  • 1.29: Priests on a Train
  • 1.30: The New Irish Priest
  • 1.31: Paddy's Wedding Night
  • 1.32: Irish College One-Liners
  • 1.33: Mrs. O'Connor's Divorce
  • 1.34: Paddy's Damaged Foot
  • 1.35: The Evils of Drink
  • 1.36: For the Glory of Ireland
  • 1.37: Insulted Kerryman
  • 1.38: Paddy Wakes Up in the Hospital
  • 1.39: Catholic Wisdom
  • 1.40: Ireland's Worst Air Disaster
  • 1.41: Box Donation
  • 1.42: Irish Medical Dictionary

  • Current page is 1.43: The Wizard's Cliff

  • 1.44: Magic Pool
  • 1.45: The Mirror
  • 1.46: Irish Logic
  • 1.47: Murphy and the Nun
  • 1.48: Declaring War on the French
  • 1.49: A True Irish Ghost Story
  • 1.50: Decorating
  • 1.51: Traditional Irish Wedding
• 2: Funny Irish Pictures
• 3: Funny Irish Videos

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St. Patrick's Day!

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff.

So first, the Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows.

Then the Scotsman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay.

Finally the Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, crap!"